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Two elderly men are sitting on a bench outside a retirement home and one says, “Ted I am 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?”

Ted says, “I feel like a newborn baby!”

“Really? Like a newborn baby?”

“Yep! No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants!”

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